~Celero38

Choose 10 of your OC's, or ten of your favourite people (like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't choose yourself.


1. Jelathnia (Fallenor AC3 2541 | mine)
2. Kian Shi (Fallenor AC3 2541 | mine)
3. Vhazshyn (level 75 DRAG era | mine)
4. Maethro (Fallenor AC3 2541 | mine)
5. Cenaeri (circa 2540 | mine)
6. Tei-Jeng (Fallenor AC3 2541 | mine)
7. ~canadian-rainwater (July 2008 | friend)
8. Suomi (within a few years of Fallenor AC3 2541 | jointly mine and ~rswhisper's)
9. Tyr Anasazi (third season | a favourite character)
10. Tenth Doctor (fourth season | a favourite character)


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Vhazshyn(3) shifts to Khutit so she can fit into the house. Suomi(8) tries to start a fistfight with Vhaz just to see what would happen. Vhaz ignores the punches, which are absorbed by her armoured scales, until it disrupts her attempt to drink tea. Then she quietly Prime Bolts Suomi's food and spikes her scales. Suomi sulks over a fresh meal kindly supplied by Maethro(4).


2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Cenaeri(5) agrees to go to the strip club with Tyr(9). While there, they converse; the strippers are like an IM window wallpaper that both persons use and appreciate. In their conversation there are many subtleties, double entendres, and philosophical comparing of the Nietzschean and Marauder+Fyrosian ways of life. They find much in common, but any sexual advances Cenaeri makes are ignored or rejected by Tyr because she's not Nietzschean regardless of non-genetic commonalities. Sooner or later they engage in at least one duel.


3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Jelathnia(1), because she actually has a domicile (her Yrkanis apartment), whereas staying at Tei's residence would equate to staying at the Argo Navis guildhall. I don't want my socks stolen, and no one lives in Jel's apartment.


4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in. Their reaction?
The Tenth Doctor(10) excuses himself and turns on his heel to leave when he sees Kian(2) and Sak(7) making out.
Kian glances up but otherwise takes the interruption in stride.
Sak...uh... 0_0 ...That's too weird, I'm washing my hands of the whole predicament right now and moving on to question #5.


5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Neither Vhazshyn(3) nor Suomi(8) have a chance: Tei-Jeng(6) is a 100% gay male; Vhaz and Suomi are female. When Vhaz realises this she goes to Suomi, explains the situation, and they pine together.
me: WTF, Vhaz? xD Did Suomi graduate from punching to more effective methods of violence and give you a head injury that made you forget Hrajiel?


6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Kian(2) rescues me from Maethro(4), because they're both homins, Kian's a friend of Maethro's mother(1), and Kian's a healer. These three facts lead me to guess he knows why the hell good-natured Maethro is jumping me in a dark alley.
Sak(7) is in Singapore and probably either drowned in schoolwork, playing an MMO, Skyping with ~EsRat, sleeping, or having hawt incestuous seckz with her sister. Uh-oh, now Sak is going to come after me in a dark alley.
The Tenth Doctor(10) doesn't give a shit.


7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Nothing out of the ordinary; 14.9 minutes ago Jelathnia(1) decided against it.


8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
Tyr(9) pulls her out of it, with the help of his genetically-enhanced strength if need be. He takes her to Kian Shi(2) for healing. This is because they developed a mutual respect during their strip club conversation.


9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Vhazshyn(3) marries Suomi(8) because they developed a bond during the Tei-Jeng debacle.


10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Sak(7) wants Cenaeri(5)'s fireworks collection. Cenaeri won't give it to her because she doesn't know Kian(2).


11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Jelathnia(1) because I've played her longer, and I'd feel even more awkward around Tei-Jeng(6) than I would around Jel.


12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Because the Tenth Doctor(10)'s whimsical like that.


13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
No. Vhazshyn(3) may be a level-75 adult dragon, but Jelathnia(1) has a much higher two-handed sword skill, Kian(2) has a good healing skill, the Tenth Doctor(10) is a Time Lord with assorted gadgetry, Sak(7)'s art skillz are mad enough to let her eliminate Vhazshyn's claws with an eraser, Maethro(4) and Cenaeri(5) have some swords(wo)manship, Tei(6) has a little healing, Tyr(9)'s a Nietzschean, and Suomi(8) is nuts.


14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Suomi(8) is both miffed and confused, considering she's Kian(2)'s daughter and he and her mother are inseparable.


15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Tei(6) is afraid of Sak(7) because she can draw him anatomically incorrect.


16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
The Tenth Doctor(10) tells a fairy tale that came from an obscure planet populated by giraffe-humanoids. Everyone but Sak(7) and Tyr(9) are a bit confused due to being homin or Istarian, neither of which have fully-fledged concepts of astronomy. Most of the Doctor's self-interrupting tangents and references are lost on them. Sak is bored because she doesn't watch Doctor Who, and Tyr has little time for fairy tales so he leaves to exercise and scheme.


17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Jelathnia(1) is late because she was checking on Kian(2)'s wife, ~rswhisper's Emberstorm. Unbeknownst to her, the Daleks followed her to the wedding, and they proceed to crash it.


18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Property damage.


19) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
They're thrown out after Vhazshyn(3) eats a water buffalo, which looked vaguely like a cow to her. Not only that but Suomi(8) climbed into the lion exhibit, snuck to their den, and killed all their cubs, then escaped the resulting aggro with Speeding Up Power (spee!). Maethro(4) and Tei(6) were too distracted by each other to get into trouble, but Suomi named them as accomplices just to be spiteful.
The presents are all things the givers think can't possibly be used against them. Vhaz may underestimate Suomi's resourcefulness, while Maethro does not because he knows her. Tei doesn't because he knows Trykers, with whom Suomi has little in common except that resourcefulness.


20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Most of them are protesting the fact that I as their player have sway over their lives. I write those out. This leaves Tyr(9), the Tenth Doctor(10), and Sak(7). I write fanfics of Tyr and the Doctor in which they die. I throw an ~EsRat at Sak.


21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
First, Kian(2) tries to find out why Tyr(9) murdered Jelathnia(1). Failing that, or succeeding and not liking the answer, he teams up with Maethro(4) and ~KasDimOjin's Kas-Dim-Ojin (Jel's mate) to kill Tyr. Vhazshyn(3) might help Kian. Cenaeri(5) and Suomi(8) will watch (and maybe have some hawt lezzie seckz).


22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save theirself or 1?
Tei(6) saves Jelathnia(1) even though he doesn't know her, as that's his nature.


23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Suomi(8). At least Tyr(9) had some idea of what he was doing and why when he phail'd in the fourth season of Andromeda (or in the answer to question #21).


24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
The Tenth Doctor(10) succeeds and Cenaeri(5) is thankful. She asks to become his companion. As they travel in the TARDIS she tries to sneak technological loot out of every spacetime locale they visit, meanwhile developing a half-genuine friendship with the Doctor. If the Doctor catches on, he ought to kick her out, 'cause she's a daughter of a bitch whose first priority is her own advantage.


25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Vhazshyn(3) adopts all the attendees. That's what happens to rugrats in Istaria.


26) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Suomi(8) joins the Hokey-Pokey and gradually devolves it into a brawl.


27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Kian(2) reads it. He's bisexual and might be something of a writer.


28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
It's beautifully drawn.


29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
They each hunt down their own very non-vegetarian food. Additionally, see next question's answer.


30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Boogyman or something like that instead.)
They slaughter whatever it is and eat it.


31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Jelathnia(1) resumes exploring the Old Lands of Atys with her mate and daughter and making occasional visits to the New Lands.
Kian Shi(2) resumes living with his family in the OL, including Suomi(8).
Vhazshyn(3) resumes sleeping too much, adoring Hrajiel, wishing for rugrats, slaughtering giant ice beetles, and doing lairshaepz.
Maethro(4) resumes oscillating between scouting for Atys's primary anti-giantgenocidalinsects organisation, exploring with his mother's family, dropping by his mother's parents' place, and training in the NL.
Cenaeri(5) resumes skulking around Marauderful regions of the OL.
Tei-Jeng(6) resumes digging, pewpewing, and worshiping Jena with the Argo Navis. And other stuff.
Sak(7) is going to read this soon.
Suomi(8): See the "Kian Shi(2)" line of this answer.
Tyr(9) resumes being dead.
The Tenth Doctor(10) resumes being off-season. D: